Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Fuck the customer
oh my god the last one hurt me so bad jesus christ
Oh god the smelly customer one. I have this guy who comes in, he’s nice and all but he hasn’t touched soap since the Clinton administration. He’ll come up to the counter, get milk, get cigs, then he says “hold on, let me call my wife” and finds out what lottery tickets he needs to get. Meanwhile I’m turning blue behind the counter from lack of oxygen…